Every time I drive by the billboard that says this it cracks me up. It's an advertisement for a new gay club here in LV (shocking I know) and it seriously makes me laugh every time. If I was a better driver I would attempt to multitask and take a picture 'cause I know you would laugh too. Pretty clever advertising. Anyway, I have to admit, sometimes I use swear words. And it feels good.... and I caught myself saying this the other day (What the tuck?) and it was funny. Until it wasn't. *Enter stage left. Jordan Reece* You catch my drift? So now I've got to find another non-swear, swear word. What do you say when you're mad? Do you use four letter words too? Hi, my name is Tasha Reece and I have a compulsive problem reciting four letter words.
Another thing that made me laugh today. Jordan. He has some pretty good one liners. Except for today, he told me I wasn't very smart. Ouch! That may be true. :( Some days we are lucky to make it through the day. For instance: Jordan goes to preschool just a few houses up at Mrs. McCalls (aka mis. mercall). The subdivision that we live in is a community of tri-plexes, they all look the same, each building is a different number but there is a 101, 102, and 103 on each one. Well when you are tired, sometimes you knock on the wrong door with your four year old who's wearing his over-sized Transformers backpack and make the neighbors mad. Whoops. Sorry, dude in your stinky underwear, and beer belly. I promise I won't make that mistake again. Swear. I was actually more upset. I think he paid me back this morning at 5 am when his car alarm was going off for 20 minutes.... I could be wrong.
Tomorrow we have another nail biting Tball game. Actually, it's more like herding cats... not cows, cats. I know the kids have fun playing in the dirt. I mean, hitting the ball and sliding into bases. Go Transformers!
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